Welcome to my little slice of the web! You are either here because you seek advice, or you just want to here what I have to say. There is a seedier third option that I paid you to be here, if that's the case Mr. Body, you'll get your money with Miss Scarlett and Professor Green, please wait at that creepy house on the hill.
All joking aside, this is an advice blog and I give out advice. What makes me qualified to give out the advice...honestly nothing but good old life experience. I'm not a doctor, I'm not a health/fitness guru, heck, I'm not even employed unless you count full time blogger as a method of employment! Still I have my fair share of life experience, and when I don't know the answer; I will seek to find it. If that means surfing the darkest spots on the web to get you an informed answer then by golly that is just what I will do.
Be forewarned all my answers include my honest advice on the situation, it may not be the answer that is the most popular, but it'll be the honest one. Sometimes it will be a little mean, a little hateful, even a little sarcastic, bear with me, I've not had my nap.
So yes, if you have not turned away yet, then by all means send me your problems! The address is eincap85@gmail.com, please put something in the subject line letting me know you want advice. Otherwise it will probably get mistaken for spam.
You, also, might want to make sure things are spelled correctly and at least a half arsed attempt is made at proper grammar. I post the letters how they are, and I won't hesitate to make fun of you if you type like a mentally incompetent chinchilla...note: If you are a mentally incompetent chinchilla, I'm sorry if that statement was hurtful, please make a note to me about this and I will do my best not to portray you as a complete idiot.
Also due to legal reasons and such, I will not give advice of a sexual nature to anyone under 18 years of age, nor will I give advice that promotes illegal activity including but not exclusive to; fraud, child abuse, acts of terrorism, etc. Sorry guys your gonna have to learn how to make that homemade bomb elsewhere.
In closing let me just say, that there are those folks out there that are of an opinion that they have better answers than what will be given herein. Let me just say, this isn't Yahoo! Answers so don't come on here shooting off your fat mouth, cause I don't care about your advice. You got something to say Bright Eyes, get your own blog! Well that's about it, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship!
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